Dirty Bogarted the last blast of smoke we had. Dirty Bastard. Luckily we saw a commercial on tv for a woman who delivers smoke to your house. She sounded pretty sexy on the phone, so we placed our order then sat back with boners and waited. She arrived with just what we needed, a beaver, and some fat buds, then she tried to fuck Dirty! Can you say ménage a Sativa?